Colossal U

Every Colossal U student will turn out exactly the same। We guarantee it.

Only Colossal University will be able to explain the truth behind their advertisements. I think that the message they are trying to convey is that every student of theirs turns out successful. From their website, they have numerous videos of students and teachers saying how good the Colossal University Campus is. I suppose that it is a good university and that it is lacking a number of desired students.

I think the Colossal U ads are trying to give students the impression that it is such a good school, and so many students have graduated achieving success. That way, students will think they should go to that school to achieve success as well. When they say, "Every Colossal U student will turn out exactly the same. We guarantee it," I think trying to guarantee "every student's success."